Nobody told him that dropping acid at the airport before getting on a two-hour flight from Chicago to Denver would be a bad idea. Maybe if somebody did, his flight would not have begun with him tripping balls. Drenched in sweat, eyes darting around the cabin with a look of terror while the plane took […]
My mother scares me when she drives. She drives like a frightened foreign woman from a country where men subdue women, and her nervousness makes me nervous. Where we are now is heading north on Manheim Road in her tinfoil-on-wheels Hyundai. Where we are going is O’Hare International Airport. Hashtag ORD. I have not flown […]
Touchdown at O’Hare International Airport. White-knuckled the entire flight home from my vacation in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado. Fucking Chicago. She has opened her labia to ensnare me once again into her yeast-infected cooze.
My mother scares me when she drives. She drives like a frightened foreign woman from a country where men subdue women, and her nervousness makes me nervous. Where we are now is heading north on Manheim Road in her tinfoil-on-wheels Hyundai. Where we are going is O’Hare International Airport. Hashtag ORD. I have not flown […]
Joseph Stallone 