The Amway Man

Met a man from Idaho today.

Sitting in the cafe at Barnes & Noble drinking coffee I don’t need, looking at books I don’t intend to buy. Continue reading “The Amway Man”


Serenity Interrupted

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Touchdown at O’Hare International Airport. White-knuckled the entire flight home from my vacation in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado.

Fucking Chicago. She has opened her labia to ensnare me once again into her yeast-infected cooze. Continue reading “Serenity Interrupted”