No More Buttfucking

We were having lunch at a cozy Thai restaurant in a quaint suburb far west of the city when he said to me, “I came to Christ.”

Looking up from my Tom Kha Gai soup, spoon halfway to my mouth, I asked him if that meant he was fucking a priest behind my back. Continue reading “No More Buttfucking”


A Feast of Friends


In Wham!’s iconic video of their hit song, “Last Christmas” (circa 1985), a bitter and despondent George Michael, upon arriving with friends at a cabin in the mountains, reminisces with melancholy over the woman to whom “Last Christmas” he gave his heart, “but the very next day [she] gave it away.” Continue reading “A Feast of Friends”